olivia. 24yo married lady. musician & writer. hannibal, mads mikkelsen, hugh dancy, david bowie, christoph waltz, germany, twin peaks, game of thrones, doctor who, feminism, fat positive, tattoos, and... goats.

SNIKT! (x)

31 Jul 14 with 5,650 notes (© - via)
"My idea of rich is that you can buy every book you ever want without looking at the price and you’re never around assholes. That’s the two things to really fight for in life."
- John Waters  (via waltzofthesnowflakes)
31 Jul 14 with 20,813 notes (© - via)

chazkeats:

mood: mulder typing sadly on his computer.
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30 Jul 14 with 3,829 notes (© - via)

samandriel:

basicbitchgatsby:

das-uberchicken:

ineloquentformalities:

versacekardashian:

vonnegutpizza:

There needs to be more body positive songs in pop culture and I think this is a great contribution. THIS IS AN IMPORTANT THING.

this is rly cute

#SLAAAAY!!!!!

Holy shit this video is fucking adorable

THE OUTFITS!

that’s that dancing vine dude!!!

This is the cutest thing I have ever witnessed 

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coolranchdevitos:

waspsbewaremywrathrawr:

fuks:

SAIL

I PRESSED PLAY JUST AS I WAS TAKING A DRINK AND DIET COKE JUST SHOT OUT MY NOSE. I FEEL LIKE I JUST VOMITED

there are so many layers of humor to appreciate here

the disruption of pleasant relaxing music

the word “sail” being yelled slightly off-beat as if the person filming was planning this and got a little eager

the small child’s laughter in the background

the pianist whispering “shit” to himself as if he only dropped an m&m or something

the foot appearing seemingly out of nowhere

the dedicated pianist falling down with his piano

it’s all so beautiful

but most of all the foot appearing seemingly out of nowhere

I CAN’T STOP WATCHING.

25 Jul 14 with 417,510 notes (© - via)

glowcloud:

i love the Women Against Feminism that are like “I dont need feminism because i can admit i need my husband to open a jar for me and thats ok!” cause listen 1. get a towel 2. get the towel damp 3. put it on the lid and twist. BAM now men are completely useless. you, too, can open a jar. time to get a divorce

25 Jul 14 with 104,546 notes (© - via)

sneakmouse:

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littlestarlolo:

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there are literally no words and no amount of capslock to express the pure and utter hatred i am feeling

 

25 Jul 14 with 1,884 notes (© - via)

In which Mads does not know how to dress himself [x]

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