olivia. 24yo married lady. musician & writer. hannibal, mads mikkelsen, hugh dancy, david bowie, christoph waltz, germany, twin peaks, game of thrones, doctor who, feminism, fat positive, tattoos, and... goats.

airbenderedacted:

coolranchdevitos:

waspsbewaremywrathrawr:

fuks:

SAIL

I PRESSED PLAY JUST AS I WAS TAKING A DRINK AND DIET COKE JUST SHOT OUT MY NOSE. I FEEL LIKE I JUST VOMITED

there are so many layers of humor to appreciate here

the disruption of pleasant relaxing music

the word “sail” being yelled slightly off-beat as if the person filming was planning this and got a little eager

the small child’s laughter in the background

the pianist whispering “shit” to himself as if he only dropped an m&m or something

the foot appearing seemingly out of nowhere

the dedicated pianist falling down with his piano

it’s all so beautiful

but most of all the foot appearing seemingly out of nowhere

I CAN’T STOP WATCHING.

25 Jul 14 with 409,539 notes (© - via)

glowcloud:

i love the Women Against Feminism that are like “I dont need feminism because i can admit i need my husband to open a jar for me and thats ok!” cause listen 1. get a towel 2. get the towel damp 3. put it on the lid and twist. BAM now men are completely useless. you, too, can open a jar. time to get a divorce

25 Jul 14 with 50,520 notes (© - via)

sneakmouse:

thorsswagga:

littlestarlolo:

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there are literally no words and no amount of capslock to express the pure and utter hatred i am feeling

 

25 Jul 14 with 1,529 notes (© - via)

In which Mads does not know how to dress himself [x]

iguanamouth:

youre gonna look so goddamn cool

24 Jul 14 with 200,457 notes (© - via)

chimneyfish:

Der pinkelnde Tod, 1880

Max Klinger

14 Jul 14 with 193 notes (© - via)

starswaterairdirt:

Eclipse 

Konstantin Kalynovych

14 Jul 14 with 609 notes (© - via)

hannibal + colours

14 Jul 14 with 1,850 notes (© - via)

unamusedsloth:

Husky raised by cats, view more images here.

14 Jul 14 with 161,645 notes (© - via)
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